#370: Troll (Milo Yiannopoulos)

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🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 274 minutes

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Summary

Milo Yiannopoulos came over to my apartment to have one of my favorite talks ever on this podcast. It's a talk about trolling. Milo is one of the best in the world at it. This is gonna take you a week to listen to. The intro goes for 57 minutes alone. You can skip it if you want, but it's 53 minutes of content that you'll be missing about my own start in trolling. Trolls are the most maligned and misunderstood of all the world's artist. And I don't use the term "artist" lightly. Trolling is an art form. I've been looking forward to this episode for months now. And you're going to love it or ABSOLUTELY HATE IT. I hope you're the former. But if you're the latter, then we got you. You've been trolled. pWn3d.

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0:00.0	Anyway, I was talking about coming control somebody. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's just it feels like a hug
0:05.4	It's like a lovely if you ever take a molly yeah for sure, man
0:08.4	That's how I feel that's how feels right and I give you saying Molly in my country instead of Mandy
0:12.0	I appreciate you making the effort oh
0:13.5	I've only ever known it as Molly because even when I was even no even when I was in Britain
0:17.8	I was only listening to American music and hang out with American people so I've only ever known it as Molly
0:22.8	When you when you take Molly and you every you know you like you're with friends and you're kind of hugging because you get like that
0:28.0	You know there's like cold sweaty hugs that would be disgusting if you were sober, you know?
0:31.9	Yeah, and you just feel
0:34.4	Intune and comforted and happy and war and like ever it just it feels like it feels like a resolution
0:41.7	You know like a prolonged and beautiful
0:45.6	orgasm but way better than any orgasm from sex because it lasts so long and you're so at peace and it's like this
0:51.5	It feels like the Eucharist, you know, uh-huh
0:54.0	It's this is what I'm at the end of mass or maybe maybe when I die if I've been good even though I've been a terrible and
1:00.7	Disgusting homosexual if I have upset enough feminist maybe he'll let me in anyway and and and I'll get to heaven and heaven feels like the huge long
1:09.4	Maliflu is you know like melted chocolate orgasm of
1:13.0	Of a long night on Molly and that's how I feel when I call a feminist a fat cut
1:24.0	That's
1:29.5	And when you see them like flip out and you just go
1:34.1	I've never had an orgasm that good. Oh my gosh never
1:37.8	Are you bad from a country? Yes a continent
1:41.5	You gotta pay the troll toll if you want to get into that boys hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in
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