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Myths and Legends

37-Hercules: The Best at What He Does

Myths and Legends

Jason Weiser, Carissa Weiser

Fiction, History, Arts, Books

4.825.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hercules is as terrible as he is awesome. There are sea monsters, centaurs, people being thrown off of things, Hydra poison, and Hercules making ridiculous choices. Basically, it's everything you could want from a Hercules episode. Oh, and he dies, because apparently he can do that. The creature this time is the Mamagwasewug, and he just wants to borrow a smoke off you...or he'll burn your house down. Batman picture: https://www.instagram.com/p/BHD5g9OjfXq/?taken-by=mythpodcast Our sponsor this week: www.lootcrate.com/legends (code: LEGENDS). Support the show? (http://support.mythpodcast.com) Find us on iTunes? (http://itunes.mythpodcast.com) Music: "Cheap suit" by Jason Staczek "Silence" by Kai Engel "Deserted City" by Kai Engel "At the End Everyone Dies" by Kai Engel "Leafless Quince Tree" by Rolemusic All other music by Poddington Bear and Blue Dot Sessions. Bibliography: "Metamorphoses" by Ovid 9:1-282 "The Women of Trachis" by Sophocles "The Library of Greek Mythology" by Apollodorus 2:6-8 "Library of History" by Diodorus Siculus 4:32 "The Greek Myths" by Robert Graves

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0:00.0

This week, on the Mythos and Legends by Cast, it's the death of Hercules.

0:04.3

You'll see why, if you're going to save someone from Sea Monster, you should really get cash

0:08.8

up front. And how any competition with Hercules is like playing chess with a wookie.

0:14.6

Just let the Hercules win. Then, on the creature of the week, it's a child-sized creature from

0:19.6

Canada, who just wants you to buy him cigarettes. Or he'll give your chicken seizures and burn your

0:25.6

house down. This is the Mythos and Legends by Cast, episode 37, the best at what he does.

0:41.6

This is a by Cast where I tell stories from folklore. Some are incredibly popular stories you

0:45.9

think you know, but with surprising origins. Others are stories you might not have heard,

0:50.4

but really should. This week, we're going back to ancient times, and seeing the death of a man

0:54.9

who needs no introduction. You don't need to have listened to the previous Hercules episodes.

0:59.6

10A and 10B, but it helps. Today's story starts not after, but during the Leipzig

1:05.3

Hercules. Also, I'm 100% aware his name in the Greek is Hercules. I'm calling him Hercules,

1:11.8

the Roman version of the name, because that's the name I picked in the previous Hercules

1:15.3

episodes. And that's what I've always called him. The Monster Rose from the Sea,

1:29.5

onlookers from short, could see its scales graze the surface of the water.

1:33.3

Every so often, between the seafoam, they could see a reptilian eyes and a razor-sharp beak.

1:40.1

Before the creature dove back into the blue, seemingly limitless depths of the Mediterranean

1:45.2

Sea. On the rock, not far from where the monster was starting to surface, was a woman.

1:51.7

She was naked and chained to the rock. She was terrified, but she wasn't showing it. Being

1:57.1

chained naked to a rock was indignity enough. Besides, the monster would kill her soon.

2:03.2

Then, she saw the greatest terror in the world, gripping his club and clod in the skin of the

2:08.4

Namyun lion, riding triumphantly, musculately, and almost equally nakedly at the head of his ship.

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