Most people drift into summer.

Not us, not summer swole, but most people drift into summer.

Why do you think we have fuck your resolution season?

Because people just like to say they're going to make a change and then they relapse in the second week of January and no one cares anymore.

People say a lot of stuff, I'm going to change this because a day on the calendar makes them feel like they're doing something. They just say it. They're attaching some kind of seismic change to a date. Not going to last. The date doesn't last. It's going to be in the past. You need to have more purpose than that. So instead of like right after, there's really nothing else. There's no spring gains. It's fuck your resolutions. People say that and then they fuck off for the rest of the year and they come back to resolution season again. They fuck off, do some kind of crash bullshit for summer and then come into the holiday season, justify that they can't start anything

because of the holidays, they eat, they fuck around, and then resolutions again, and then it

continues, right?

The cycle.

The obesity, cyclical obesity, gluttonous cycle of the year.

Notice how there's certain checkpoints for stuff in your face.

I mean, there's Fourth ofpoints for stuff in your face.

I mean, there's Fourth of July and barbecues and stuff, but that's not really, I mean,

you don't really trash yourself.

You're on the beach or out in the sun.

I know people drink a lot and all those types of things, but it's not like the Thanksgiving to New Year's binge fest.

It's nothing like that.

It's nothing like, actually that's Thanksgiving. It's Halloween. It's nothing like that. It's nothing like, actually, that's Thanksgiving. It's

Halloween. It's Halloween all the way through. So it's mid-October and then all the way through

the new year. So there's nothing like it the rest of the year. So you have these little events.

Anyway, so people just justify and then by the time they get to the end of the year. So you have these little events. Anyway, so people just justify and then by the

time they get to the end of the year, it's they're fucked already. So people drift into summer,

like zombies. They're already broken the resolutions. They already said they're going to make

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