368: Who Put Poo In Spoon

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Joe returns to his beloved Instabae, the Spoonbending Wizard of Israel. Log panic-writes a sea-faring ballad with NO TIME LEFT, and Matt takes the subject of his dodgy guts, and really runs with it. We cannot apologise enough about the sheer amount of excrement in this issue

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to regular features, the nautical podcast that's the seafaring same every week.
0:11.2	Toot-to.
0:12.2	So grab your sextant and splice the main brace and get ready to get wet behind your ears,
0:17.8	because we're the only show that sprays sea foam into your lug holes at 666 knots.
0:24.4	And that's not us being edgy. That is the speed of sound in knots.
0:29.1	Who knows where else that number will pop up today in regular features, the Satan Worshiping
0:33.8	podcast set on the High Seas that's the same every week.
0:38.3	On my left is the salty sea dog Joe
0:41.4	Peg Dick Scrabbles, formerly known as Joe
0:44.4	Cheesefucker Screbles. He lost his manhood trying to fuck
0:47.4	a bit of cheese off a mousetrap.
0:49.4	What briny feature has washed up on your
0:51.7	shores this week, Joe?
0:54.2	Is this real? Joe. Oh, is this real?
0:55.1	Yes.
0:59.1	I'm going to talk about renowned seafaring wizard, Uruguilla.
1:06.6	And on my right is the pallid specter of Matt's skullfingers-leys, scourge of the Caspian Sea,
1:13.2	who's known for his bone-chilling battle cry of nice timbers.
1:17.3	It'd be a real shame if someone shivered them.
1:20.1	What sudden misdeeds have you bought to the captain's table?
1:24.0	Ar! I be bringing a bad arse!
1:30.3	I can't wait to embrace that! That's so realistic.
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