367: Shitting Roomba and the Techno Douche

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Well well well, if it ain't a Reader, come crawlin' back to my Regular Features Saloon, cap in hand, hopin' for another dose of that features medicine y'all need so much. I betcha want a little bit of Log trying to be business-like, or a story from oooool' Matt about his mouse dealings. Haha I betchoo even want a bit of Joe contributin' nothin' of significance because his feature was retroactively deemed bad. OK OK you can have a lil sip this time, but DON'T expect me to take such kindness on you in fyootcha. PTOOIE! I spat a tobacco to show you I mean biz-i-ness. PTOOIE!!!!

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:01.7	A regular regular regular features
0:03.8	A regular regular features a regular regular features a show
0:07.3	Hello, welcome to regular features
0:10.1	A podcast full of men with normal voices
0:12.7	Who have abandoned two other intros
0:15.6	Where they didn't do their normal voices
0:18.1	We didn't do normal voices
0:18.1	We've been through a lot of voices
0:19.4	They were all horrible
0:20.7	We didn't like any of it And so we through a lot of voices. They were all horrible.
0:25.1	We didn't like any of it. And so we are, uh, uh, treasuring ourselves and being good to ourselves with normal voices. This is the podcast that is exactly the same every week as we always
0:29.2	introduce the podcast. I'm Matt's joined by Joe, Log. Hello, I'm Logg. Painstakingly normal
0:35.4	voice as you can hear. Yeah, painstakingly normal voices you can hear. Totally normal, Joe. Absolutely normal, Joe. Couldn't be more normal than Joe. It's not bloody possible. I'm Matt Vanilla AF. And on tonight's show, we're going to be having a roller coaster. I've been to Canada on an adventure, and I'm going to be telling you about all the amazing things that have happened on and around that adventure. Mm-hmm. Depending on the edit and what I deem good enough, I'll either be chipping into a conversation about Roman Catholic wine practices or the Men in Black international novelisation. Or he'll just be here. Or I'll just be on the podcast. Or I'll just be around. Yeah, and that's enough. Just chipping in.
1:11.2	That is enough.
1:12.2	Thanks, mate.
1:12.8	Log, what are you going to be doing? I'll be trying to supplant Steve as the silver-tonged Lethario, who will try to charm money out of you at the end of the episode. Well, you can tongue my lethario any day of the silver. You can be sure I will. And I do want to say up top, I know I've seen the subreddit posts that some people turn off
1:31.7	as soon as we mention the Patreon thing.
1:34.2	And that's wrong because there's always gold after that.
1:36.9	It's always a big gold.
1:37.6	It's part of the podcast this week.
1:40.7	So don't turn off when log says it's the end.
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