Hey, this is Roo Jr. listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour on the RiotCast network, RiotCast.com. Oh! Oh, hi! Hi! Hi there, you little fucking flip-flopping, flibity flap? I wanted that to come out nicer.

I apologize.

But hey, welcome to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name's Kevin Kraft, and the man sitting next to me

has no pants or undies on and is currently

shoving breadcrums down his dickhole to lead an entire line of ants up his

boner. That's Jeff Clark. Hey, thanks for having me. Yeah, I have no idea what I'm talking about right now.

And beaming to us from risky reels.

Ha ha! Bearded... from risky reels. B bearded pugger eating slur juice addict chuddy boy.

Yo!

What's risky reels?

I forgot to write a thing.

Nah, just, it's a I just pulled a fortnight reference out of my ass.

Oh, that's good.

Yeah, sorry, I forgot.

It's hard writing those fucking things every week.

Yeah, dude.

Even though I'm sure I double up all over the place, but...

Oh well, I don't know about that.

I think you do a good job individual...

individual eyes in each intro. Well, we've blinked. That must mean it's Wednesday

again. So here we are. Here we are with our fucking dicks out. Yep, hump in the air and and uh hoping to hit a vagina and a

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