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Alright Scum and Naughty, make some noise for Kevin Smith and Mark Benorn and it's Fat Man Beyond!

Hey, hey! Welcome back to Fat Man Beyond! I'm Kevin Smith, I'm Mark Benorn.

We are here in Hollywood ladies and gentlemen, the only wood that fucking matters.

At the Scum and Villani Cantina in Hollywood, on Hollywood Boulevard,

put your hands together so the folks at home know you're a real live audience.

I had just had a cool moment with my wife, I've been married 23 years yesterday as a matter of fact, we celebrated it.

Oh, happy anniversary!

Very sweet, but you know, you've been with anybody 23 fucking years, it's like you've seen it all, done it all, fucked every armpit, whatever the fuck.

So like when something new happens you're always like oh shit, you know, I don't want to put her in a bad light or you know, have the internet attacker, but she's not been historically the biggest fan of Rick and Morty.

And I know what the fuck, right? Like, where can Morty happen late into our marriage?

If she had told me before we got married, I don't like this Rick and Morty, I've been like well I don't like you, we never would have got married.

So, whenever I watch it she's like that's your show. So just before I left I was chuckling about something and she's like what?

And I was like, this is fucking the thing I saw on Rick and Morty, she's like oh god.

And I was like let me just share it with you man, like fucking it makes me laugh, let me see if it makes you laugh and she's like fucking fine.

And so it's the last episode of season five, the one that just ended not too long ago.

And if you haven't seen it in the episode, they go back to where do they have the council of Rick's, the Citadel.

Citadel, thank you, it's a Citadel episode. So first they go to the Citadel to D.A.G Morty who's aged himself up to get Rick back home and ship.

And the idea in D.A.Gingham is they bring him to a place called Bill the Morty or rebuild the Morty. And so he was aged 50.

And they put him in this machine, it cuts him in half and separates him in a two than they were younger kids.

And so they've taken the 26 years and gotten rid of the 26 years and Morty comes out the age he's supposed to be.

But at the end of the process they're like you're going to pay for I hear an echo.

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