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Welcome to Beach, to Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.

But I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach,

Sandy Water, Toad, this is a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.

My name is the brother host, Zandi.O. This is a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is the brother host, Zandi.

That was the inter-walk-on music he picked, so that was weird. It was me singing. I'm not walking anywhere.

I'm the sister host, Christine. Play my walk-out music. Walk out music walk out yeah please you have to start walking out first

okay fine uh hi folk

your walkout music goes woo yay she's leaving

okay what what are we doing today

it's and then you hear people go, encore, encore,

and then you hear me go, no, you guys don't.

What, you come back just to leave again?

Everyone shows you, they got to, yeah.

Okay, that's fine.

It's all about the charm, the charisma.

Oh, yours? Oh, yeah, definitely. So sorry. Sometimes I forget. Yeah, sometimes I forgot to

clarify. Anyway, hello, everyone. Welcome. We are recording an episode today about something

uniquely American called the Great Wolf Lodge. Yeah. Are there, are there any, I say American in more of a North American sense. Are there any in Canada, do we know? I have no idea. Oh, okay. I thought you'd come prepared with a little more of like, I chose to not look into it as much as possible because I'm familiar with it.

I've been to one and I feel like that was enough.

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