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Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2019

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The Regular Features boys have been scattered to the four quadrants, and now it's up to Joe to beam a series of hot emissions from our orbital podcast base directly into your tiny, porcelain baby ears. Log has lovely bones. Steve has a Land Rover. And Gav interviews Coco.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Regular regular, regular features

0:02.0

A regular regular, regular features

0:04.0

Regular, regular features,

0:06.0

a regular features,

0:07.0

A regular features,

0:08.0

Hello, Reader.

0:12.0

It's Joe.

0:14.0

I'm up in the Regular Features Space Station,

0:19.0

which is where we edit every episode, because that's safe from the government.

0:29.7

And it's my turn this week to have been blasted into space to sit in the station that I can only assume is absolutely covered in semen,

0:44.2

because of the loneliness, and make like a little Gordon from Thunderbirds and make this podcast.

0:52.9

And I'm just, I'm waiting for the um the boys transmissions unfortunately

0:57.0

we couldn't couldn't all be together this week so members of the regular features team will be

1:03.4

live transmitting their various features to space to me me, to assemble for you.

1:12.6

And I'm going to do that right now.

1:14.6

I thought while we waited, I could tell you a little bit about space

1:19.6

from the perspective of someone who is in it.

1:24.6

It's very, very hot. And that's all I know about space. Oh, there we go. This is the first

1:34.3

transmission. It looks like it's from log. Yes, it's got the nice little blue light that means

1:40.4

logs coming in, coming in loud and clear. Just listen to him now. I wonder what he's got.

1:47.2

Well, and now it's time for my regular feature, and with me today is the lovely...

1:51.6

What's your name?

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