#362: I FAKED My House Being HAUNTED To Get My Boyfriend To MOVE Out... AITA?

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🗓️ 30 May 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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0:00.0	Happy last day of May.
0:02.9	Read it on Wiki starts now.
0:13.1	What's up, Wikimaniacs?
0:14.8	There's a whole other day of May.
0:16.2	There's 31 days.
0:18.9	Oh, I definitely thought there was only 30. That's crazy. Yeah, that was so wild. As soon as you said, I Yeah, dude. Oh, I definitely thought there was only 30.
0:20.9	That's crazy.
0:21.6	That was so wild.
0:23.1	As soon as you said, I said, wait, I don't think so, buddy.
0:26.9	I'll have everyone panicking.
0:28.2	Is it Saturday?
0:30.1	The episode's late, you fuckers.
0:33.2	Oh, they're swearing too.
0:34.5	We've hit the trifect of chaos already.
0:39.0	It's your boy, Josh Josh here for another Friday. Am I the Assle episode?
0:43.4	Joined with my boy, Sean. How's it going, buddy?
0:46.5	Pretty good. I saw you got revenge on me for the All-American episode by doing the fucking zoom in on my chapped lips.
0:55.2	You bastard.
0:57.0	You a goddamn bastard.
0:58.8	Yeah, people were tagging me in Discord being like, love this.
1:02.1	This was hilarious.
1:03.0	And I'm just like, you can tell when I get bored editing, I just do random shit.
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