Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features. A regular regular features are show. Hello and welcome to the Regular Features podcast. It's the podcast that's the same every week. You know that as well. And as per, I'm joined by John Logblyde. Hey, oh, I'm John Logbly. Oh Oh, you are? And Steve Hoggaty. Hello, I'm Steve Hoggity.

Confirmed.

Did I say I'm Joe Scrabbles?

Because I bloody well am.

We've got a fun-packed bunch of features like you know about all the time for you.

Steve, what you got?

I'm looking at the latest features of the newest iPhone from that cool little company.

We like to call Apple Corp.

I am just searching vainly for an animal that we can have around us and with us for all future recordings.

And meanwhile, I will be telling you all about Nottingham, the town of death.

And sex!

Oh, hello, would you like another feature?

Yes, please, would you like another feature? Yes, please. That would be wonderful.

And now it's time for Steve's regular feature, Steve's iPhone 11, colon, everything you need to know from Coppito's hottest event of the year at Apple HQ. Is it really in a place called Cupertuno? Cupertino. Welcome to Cupertino, California. It's where they make the Apple iPhone. Is it? Yes. Oh, it's probably on my... Oh, I don't have an iPhone anymore. It's not on my phone anymore. Good riddance to it. I think it is engraved

on the phone. It's like imagined in Cupertino.

Imagineate. Built in China. But we don't talk about it. You all know that today is Apple Christmas.

Yes. It is the day that Apple invents a new iPhone and shows us immediately as it comes out of their brain.

It's just a man gets on stage and he sicks out of phone.

Yeah, he sits there and he goes,

Yeah!

He goes bright pink.

Steve!

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