361: Touch My Bird

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2019

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

What do the Cheeky Girls have in common with a small, stuffed blackbird? Both of them inspire us to greater things. Would you like to know more? Listen to this week's episode of the Regular Features podcast, and be enlightened.

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0:00.0	Regular regular regular features
0:02.0	A regular regular regular feature's a regular regular regular
0:05.0	Regular future's a regular feature show
0:08.0	Got a pretty little jabber mouse over here
0:13.0	Thinking you're gonna just walk into this joint talking and say whatever you think you are
0:18.0	Who the hell do you think you are? You got a lot of Matsi coming in a joint like this, looking at us with those little lips.
0:27.6	You got talent, kid, but you got one issue.
0:30.6	You got three issues.
0:32.6	Your mouth's too big.
0:33.6	Your mouth too big.
0:34.6	Your feet too small, you keep falling over.
0:36.6	You know what else you're putts. Issue number one. Lip one. Issue number two. Lip two. Issue number three, your big dirty mouth. You got that fucking piece of hand you keep in the middle of that. Mouthful. This last lip in your mouth away. If you keep bringing that a piece of hair over here, I'm gonna pick it up and put it in your piece of hat.
0:57.0	I'm gonna put it on a calzone.
0:59.0	Hey Tony, bring in a calzone.
1:02.0	We gotta put this guy's lip on it.
1:04.0	We got a big lip to put on a calzone in here.
1:07.0	Look at this wise guy.
1:09.0	This fucking guy, look at this goddamn look at this goddamn.
1:12.4	I came in the room, bring a car saunders and live to push straight on to bird.
1:16.3	You're going around with a face like a calzone.
1:21.5	Welcome to regular features, the podcast that the same every week now.
1:26.1	Yeah, that was us pretending we were gangsters as we do at the start of week now. Yeah, that was a, um, I was pretending we were
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