#36: Life Lessons: Chris Should Have Died, Greg Tried to Kill Somebody, and Dave Gets Stuck Between a Dumpster and His Hard Place

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🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 74 minutes

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The guys explore previous mistakes they’ve made, how these mistakes changed their lives, and what they’ve learned from them. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pardon-my-american/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	You're listening to you
0:01.8	Pardon by America
0:03.9	It's Brittany bitch
0:05.3	Britney bitch
0:06.9	So is that way
0:08.4	Every time I take it dumb
0:09.3	Like I get the quivered
0:10.4	I mean you got a big old turd
0:12.0	Come out
0:12.4	That thing's rubbing up on the
0:13.8	Chris
0:15.3	I'm not an entirely huge fan of bananas
0:18.3	I'm more like
0:19.7	Banana Lafaytis. Those are better.
0:23.2	And Greg Williams.
0:25.5	It's like, put your dick over the urinal,
0:27.6	shake it off, and then put it in your pants.
0:31.7	Yeah, it's 420, baby.
0:33.2	Jabba da bab do.
0:34.7	I got high today on life.
0:36.8	Yeah, I did. The leaf of life. The leaf on life. Yeah, I did.
0:38.4	The leaf of life.
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