36: GAM036 The Black Rider: Revelation Road

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2016

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

This week, Thomas Smith joins Eli, Noah, and Heath for an atheist review of The Black Rider: Revelation Road, the third film in a trilogy that has, until this point, known which side of the colon the subtitle goes on. Join us as we desperately try to figure out what accent Kevin Sorbo is shooting for, why David AR White is wearing knee pads, and what the hell the point of this whole trilogy was. --- For more Thomas in your life, check out the following links: Thomas and the Bible Comedy Shoeshine Atheistically Speaking --- Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page.

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0:00.0	But oh no he comes back and now she's caught she's screaming and he's gonna
0:08.6	Table saw her face off is that this is the most efficient a man her just holding a hunting knife
0:15.3	Yeah, right who seconds ago is like I think I'm gonna go with table saw
0:20.1	Where is her?
0:21.7	Shad where in his evil murder
0:24.6	She's got a lady
0:26.6	I'm gonna smooth her face a little bit like a lot
0:29.5	You mind lying across this thing and I'm just gonna slowly push you forward into this
0:35.0	Not all full movie
0:41.0	Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because it's the only thing Eli doesn't master
0:56.7	Bay two
0:58.7	And sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right heath welcome back see this is what happens when you
1:04.4	Underused the buzz this is the garbage
1:07.8	Not at all true to the originals very disappointed and sitting that
1:11.1	189 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnicki. How are you this fine afternoon sir?
1:15.5	Well, I don't know who started the rumor that I don't jerk off to these movies, but that is not for yeah
1:20.3	Especially this movie every time Kevin starva was on screen
1:25.6	Quash that quick just thinking about it. I just busted one out and sitting to the immediate right of his own left
1:31.4	Is the nearly up for parole Thomas Smith of comedy Shushan and atheistically speaking famed Thomas welcome back?
1:38.1	Thank you. Thank you. You know I looked it up and I'm sorry to
1:42.3	Break it to you guys, but according to California law. I actually own part of your podcast now
1:47.4	You're actually can't to victim if I just sit here on your podcast. You can't get rid of it
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