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Lifeline

36. A Staple in Your Life

Lifeline

Chris D'Elia & Matt D'Elia

Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 β€’ 734 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 11 December 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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🀳 Want to submit to Lifeline? Go here: forms.gle/EYbqjvyy1A9r728Y9 πŸ‘‰ This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/lifeline πŸ‘‰ Get a 60-day free trial at shipstation.com/lifeline. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Thank you so much for your questions. Keep them coming! Today we talk about a hilarious family situation involving a Ouija-style cutting board, an absolute travesty of a love triangle, what to do with bad doggie situations, when people misunderstand an empathetic "I'm sorry," improving self-discipline, and a specific type of issue that arises from mixing family and business. 🎧 Subscribe on Apple Podcasts: apple.co/3NG2G2G πŸ”Š Subscribe on Spotify: spoti.fi/3NPUwoT πŸ”— All our links: linktr.ee/watchlifeline πŸ’š Lifeline is the first podcast about you, hosted by Matt D'Elia & Chris D'Elia. πŸ“† Book 20 min or 40 min one-on-one sessions with Matt at mattdelia.com. More LIFELINE: πŸ“Έ Instagram: instagram.com/watchlifeline πŸ’ƒ Tiktok: tiktok.com/@watchlifeline Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.9

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0:11.2

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0:16.8

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0:21.1

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0:23.6

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0:24.9

Are you?

0:25.7

Animal friend insurance is authorized and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority,

0:29.1

T's and C supply.

0:30.1

Lifeline is an advice show for entertainment purposes only.

0:33.3

If you need real help or advice,

0:34.7

please seek a therapist or licensed a professional.

0:53.4

Hello, so. If you need real help or advice, please seek a therapist or licensed professional. What we could also do is I could go and do like a city and do stand-up.

0:57.5

And the night before we do a live show for Lifeline in that same day.

1:01.3

And then the night before we do our Lifeline show and people ask us shit and we do it in a theater.

1:06.8

And then the next night I just do stand-up.

1:09.3

Lifeline live?

1:10.2

Yeah, we could do literally a live one.

1:11.6

Live in person.

1:12.4

In person, right?

1:13.1

Not just virtually like we do,

1:14.5

which we are going to do another one soon here.

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