359-What's In The Bag?

Affirmative Murder

True Story Media

True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 August 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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This week Alvin and Fran revel in fatherhood before diving into a viral story from their neck of the woods. HAPPY BIRTHDAY OLIVER!!!!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, obvious, we got a problem here.
0:02.5	And it's more than just Alvin's streaming Punisher.
0:05.0	When life begins to suck, who's reporting it.
0:07.5	Luckily, you got to friends who you won't forget.
0:10.0	Coming live, Alvin and friend on survival, laughing non-stop, gaze drops on a cycle.
0:15.5	Thoughters an intrusive thoughts off an iPhone.
0:18.0	How they make the world seem bright with the lights off? A-ups might as well stay up lies being told like that dinosaur BS magnifying glass to
0:26.5	the ground up they don't see us having a time roasting your favorite pizza boozy
0:31.1	ain't an option is the waves to the grave app moving to the blaze you already know when
0:36.7	then take the case
0:37.6	Laugh to paint away
0:38.6	It's a fire me a murder
0:39.8	Hello hello hello and welcome to another
0:43.3	episode of Affirmative Murder
0:44.8	The Equal Opportunity True Crime Comedy Podcast
0:47.2	I am Alvin Williams
0:48.3	Joined as always by my partner
0:49.5	In True Crime, Frantzel Evans
0:51.1	Oh yeah, right a minute
0:52.8	Mr. Postman.
0:56.2	Yeah, man.
0:57.2	I'm the mailman.
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