359: Live in Plano, TX

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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We're excited to share our Plano show with you!! Just three more shows left: Seattle tonight, Portland tomorrow, and New York on the 25th. Get your tickets! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour

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0:00.0	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think.
0:13.3	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hi!
0:40.3	You're really loud.
0:48.3	That's a good thing.
0:51.3	You're really loud. It makes me nervous, but I'm so happy.
0:57.1	It's a good thing.
0:58.0	I love you too.
0:59.1	Hello.
1:00.1	They will turn on us.
1:02.1	They're going to turn on us.
1:05.1	I hate it.
1:06.0	Don't turn on us, please.
1:07.5	I'm nervous.
1:08.3	I said they're loud and it's good, but we're going to be really mean to them tonight.
1:14.1	I'm so sorry.
1:15.2	Okay, if anyone can take it, I feel like it's Texas.
1:18.1	What?
1:20.1	Sorry.
1:20.9	No offense, but I read a lot of reviews and a lot of people took a lot of offense to a lot of things that they shouldn't
1:28.7	be taking offense for.
1:30.3	Yeah.
1:31.3	I'm trying to preemptively save my reputation in this fine state of yours.
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