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We're live in the studio today.

The siblings are here.

I'm sister host Christine.

I'm brother host Zandi.

We're on the same couch again.

It's been a while.

Yeah, we're going on tour tomorrow and we decided, oh, by the way, when this comes out,

we'll be in Plano tonight and then Austin tomorrow.

We just had a blast last night in Houston. Yeah, they were wild and out. You know what I mean? So true. Yeah. And I'm sure that's exactly how it's going to go.

Zoe can cut this out if it's actually a huge bummer. But I won't be because it's going to be awesome. And then we'll be in the Pacific Northwest soon. Can't wait for that. And then New York City. And then New York City. And then New York City. That's going to be fun. Home town. We also have some really big exciting announcements.

I think the big one we're just going to tell you right away is that we're going to be doing some

guest episodes where we have guests on. And yeah, like medians and funny people and not so funny

people. I thought you said mediums and I was like, Teresa Caputo.

Actually, wait, write that down.

Wait, that is a good idea.

So we're really excited. We're having some, like, I don't know, we're just playing

around. We're just getting creative and having fun. And it's not really for any other reason

then we've been able to manage our,

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