Welcome to Bad News News. This is Don Hughes with their Canadian election update.

Let's run through the parties. The Liberal Party is a public relations scam that plants trees around the mass grave that is Canadian history.

Justin Trudeau is like if George W. Bush got Nikkayaacking accident and lost his intelligence in charisma.

Just a total zero. These bourgeois leaves bags sell military gear to the Saude family regime and then call themselves humanitarian.

Now the Conservative Party is basically Canada's wing of the National Party in South Africa under apartheid.

These twisted creeps are proud that Canada is a settler colony and won't have it any other way.

So things liberals pretend to be sad about the Conservatives openly support.

Their leader is Andrew Scheer, a man so bland that listening to him speak is like eating a box of crackers, though to glass of water.

The new Democratic Party or NDP has never led a federal government, but it certainly run left-wing movements into the ground in a number of provinces.

The NDP has a new leader in Jaguar and Jaguar Singh and the big question is whether Canadians are two races to vote for someone with Punjabi heritage.

That's a wrong question. Canadians are two races to vote for anyone.

We need a revolutionary committee to run the whole show.

To block the Bekwa's starts with a great idea, we need to destroy Canada.

Then they ruin it by saying Quebec still needs to exist.

The whole idea sounds like a divorced dad. Quebec wants to keep imperialism on weekends.

Next, the Green Party. The Greens are another public relations scam.

Their slogan is not left, not right, but forward together.

That's just textbook neo-Nazi third position.

We're not fooled. The Green Party dreams of joining a coalition with liberals.

It's like when you watch your garbage collector dump your recycling into the same bin as the tribe.

Then there's the People's Party, which is a half-assed attempt to start a new fascist party.

Abozoes. You already have five fascist parties to choose from.

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