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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3543 Blurst Fiends

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke will be spending his Halloween weekend moving apartments, and he's already wondering if he made a Terrible Mistake. Plus, Andrew recaps the top three horror films of all time with ten words or less. And PETA wants us to start referring to baseball bullpens as "Arm Barns."

Transcript

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0:00.0

This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportion.

0:03.3

What do you mean, biblical?

0:04.9

What do you mean this old testament, Mr. Mayor?

0:07.4

Real wrath of God-type stuff.

0:09.4

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies.

0:11.9

Rivers and seas boiling.

0:13.4

40 years of darkness, earthquakes, volcanoes.

0:15.6

The dead rising from the great.

0:17.2

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats, living together,

0:20.3

mass hysteria.

0:21.3

TVTL

0:24.3

TVTL

0:26.8

So what I would do is I put on Afro-Caribbean paint,

0:29.8

like a white and black paint and black at my eye.

0:32.3

So I looked like this sort of Afro-Caribbean voodoo icon.

0:35.3

And then I would sew in bits of Egyptian artifacts

0:39.3

that were thousands of years old into my costume

0:41.8

and gather some onyx or terminally

0:43.8

and there's something that was meant to have vibrations.

0:46.3

And who knows if it works or doesn't?

0:48.3

And I would walk on the set and then wouldn't speak to anybody,

0:51.3

wouldn't say a word.

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