#3534 I Hate A Swole Zonkey
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 October 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew discuss the rules of self-checkout kiosks at the grocery store and why Andrew is now on the wrong side of the law. Plus, a pack of zebra are on the loose in Maryland, and one zealous TV reporter thinks this is the story that will make him famous.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey dummies, I just moved to song after hearing about trucktober this whole |
| 0:08.6 | month and I just want to share this with you because it really kind of gets to |
| 0:14.7 | the root of why I celebrate trucktober so here goes |
| 0:19.8 | I'm dreaming of a white crew cow just like the one my uncle drove |
| 0:36.0 | where the chrome wheels glisten and grown and listen to hear those |
| 0:47.9 | V8s in the song |
| 0:54.9 | Oh |
| 0:58.9 | power out |
| 1:02.9 | hey baby |
| 1:06.9 | hey |
| 1:09.9 | ok no sounds no sounds just words no I need words not silence just give me words |
| 1:16.9 | I need words that's how I communicate don't bully me alright I can't take it I |
| 1:21.9 | was cyberbullied with an inch of my life last night I just want to use my |
| 1:25.8 | muscles and my mind and open up shop right here and be your number one guy |
| 1:30.2 | using my muscles and my mind |
| 1:33.5 | you sure don't talk like a machine sooner or later gentlemen you will eat |
| 1:37.4 | your words you can't be that overly confident will never baby never you might |
| 1:41.7 | eat that mic |
| 1:48.7 | hello good morning welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL show just might be |
| 1:54.9 | too beautiful to live it was a freaking gabagoo my name is look Burbank I am your |
| 2:00.3 | host it's a me Mario coming to you from the nest broadcast center high in the |
| 2:05.3 | sky above Portland Oregon where the fall colors are just |
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