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The Worst Idea Of All Time

35 Emannuelle; Butts and Boobs

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Once again - this was recorded before NZ's lockdown (which we're currently in at the time of release). The boiz are enjoying themselves in the company of this amazingly straight forward movie; Emmanuelle and the Art of Ecstasy. It doesn't matter that they used re-appropriated footage from previous movie to get itself over the line - this is one of the top tier Emmanuelles. A new genre of porn musical and sexy bible tales emerges from today's review and the Disciples finally having their wicked way with each other, plus a Good Samaritan helping someone cum. The Boner Inspector stops by with a new voice and a terrifying energy before mutually agreeing to take another week off.

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0:00.0

The

0:28.0

Manuel and the art of ecstasy. That is the film we've just watched. And yet not a single bloody upper, so one, not one upper, so, hmm, give me the judge.

0:39.0

Hi, everyone welcome along to the worst idea of all time. Maybe they shelved one and we didn't see. Yeah, but you didn't see a lot of butts in this movie. A lot of naked butts. A lot of butts and boobs.

0:52.0

Buts and boobs for the stars of the show. This series should be called a manual butts and boobs. A manual butts and boobs. And then it's a manual as the title of the franchise. We've got a sub title, which is butts and boobs. And then the final part denotes which one in that sequence of the greater a manual franchise with dealing with the art of ecstasy. A manual butts and boobs, the art of ecstasy. The art of linear storytelling. The art of keeping it simple. The art of keeping it simple. The art of

1:22.0

establishing some characters at the start. Not overloading the picture with different things going on. Having barriers to what these people want their motivations. And leading it play out in 90 minutes. Yeah, man. Call me a, um, call me a rubber ball because I'm bouncing back after last week. I was bored, but I was not angry. I was. What more do you want out of an Emmanuel butts and boobs at this point? I'm not sure.

1:51.0

At this point, I could not ask for much more than what I was given. Perhaps a boner. True. This movie was perhaps the single greatest Emmanuel we've seen the side of the 1980s. Yeah. It's um, the story of an artist, a man who we believed to be famous for his charcoal etchings of the nude new bile. Female form.

2:18.0

The funny thing is, they keep showing you the art. It's not very good. Yeah. And he is about to have a big exhibition. His name is Alex, by the way. We're following Alex's play. He's amassing a huge amount of materials for an exhibition in life saving wet dreams. Despite the fact that there's 30 something to wet dreams. Don't stop when puberty finishes.

2:40.0

I've had a wet dream in the last year. Okay. People probably don't want to know that. No, I didn't. Other people's wet dreams are abstract, but when it's us, they're real. Anyway, I'm just sticking up for anyone out there who's had a wet dream is an adult. Okay, underrepresented in the community.

3:01.0

Basically, Alex has been doing a lot of paintings. And at one point, not at itchings. And at one point during one of his itchings has model. This is how the movie starts starts masturbating. Oh, yeah, that's right. And Alex does this painting. And he's like, God damn.

3:16.0

All of the paintings I've done for this painting. I'm going to keep calling them paintings. You know, not garbage.

3:23.0

To, you know, what I really like is that I painted this while someone was coming. I can't put this exhibition up because the art's not good enough.

3:33.0

And he throws, he throws all his pictures in a pool. Yeah. And his water is manager. Dana comes over and says, what the fuck you fucking idiot?

3:43.0

Now, here's the thing. You dumb fuck. Dana is a sexual creature, but we don't know this because she's wearing glasses at the time. Yeah.

3:51.0

She first appears on. So when she comes on screen, you're like, who is this nerd? Get this, get this. Who's this brunette but speckled nerds?

3:59.0

Yeah, yeah, get this bookworm off my screen. I want to see butts and boobs. I came here for what was on the tin. And what was on the tin was a manual butts and boobs.

4:07.0

And now I'm looking at a woman in a, in a business. And now I've got some working professional doing a job telling me that she's, she's been running the books and things don't look so good if this exhibition doesn't go ahead.

4:20.0

Get the fuck out of here, Dana. That's right. Get the fuck out because you don't have 2020 vision. We don't have any patients for you.

4:28.0

You're smart. Mother, I keep wanting to call it dumb, but she's not dumb. I mean, the whole thing that we have against her is that she's too smart. She belongs in a different, this isn't a

4:37.0

Mensa meeting. There's a porno. All right. I can't get off to your IQ. I can get off. Yeah, wait a but some boobs. You go back to the laboratory Marie Curry. Yeah.

4:48.0

Inventor of the microwave. Yeah, nice man. Shout out to Marie Curry. Yeah, she died of cancer somewhat predictably. Oh, really from all the figuring it out.

4:59.0

I think she figured it out because she had a chalky bar in her pocket and when she was in the room doing all the experiments at melted and she was like, wow, what a thing.

5:07.0

You think that or that's true. They both can be correct statements. Okay, well, that doesn't clarify at all, which someone had a chalky bar in the pocket. Maybe it was her husband.

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