What's going on, everybody, and welcome back for another episode of Triggered. This is Triggered episode number 348. We're here on Thursday, February 3rd.

Let's start off with a little bit of good news. A little good news. You know, I mean, you know, it's not like great news, but we'll go good news on this.

This morning, it was announced that a successful U.S. Special Operations Raid was used to kill the head of ISIS.

Oh.

This is the guy who took over after we killed Baghdaddy.

Oh, okay.

But as typical, he went out in the usual fashion of blowing himself up.

Oh, okay.

Yeah. So we didn't kill him. He just killed himself. Well, that's because the raid was happening, you know. Ah, okay. Apparently a bunch of other people were killed, but, you know, shit happens. I've heard like nine different stories from the Biden administration how this happened. 13 people apparently were killed, including six children and four women, but I think most of that was when he blew himself up. And those are also terrorist children. I mean, if they're around the terrorists, then they're terrorists. Too bad. Goodbye. Scandal at CNN continues. Jeff Zucker resigned. What was that? What was that? Yesterday? Yeah Yeah, apparently he was found touching little boys. No. That's not what happened. That is not what happened. But would you be shocked if that were the case? I wouldn't. I guess. That's for the lawyers. Allegedly. Allegedly. And not even allegedly at this point. Basically, he was in his secretary is what it comes down to.

Well, he was the chief marketing officer, but everyone worked for him as the president of the network.

His secretary.

It was a chief marketing officer.

Well, no, she started as like his secretary. And then she got promoted, which, you know, adds into the whole. Yeah, she f***ed the way up to the top. Essentially. Yeah. Allegedly. Collet camilla Harris. Well, that's for sure. With mattress man. That's not even allegedly, right? That's not even allegedly. That's for sure. But the most interesting thing that I found about this whole thing is that it was Chris Cuomo, who threw Zucker under the bus.

I know.

Yeah.

He's very mafia-esque.

I know.

Of course, President Trump chimed in on the CNN debacle there, saying, quote, Jeff Zucker, a world-class sleazebag who has long,

he, who has headed ratings and real news challenge CNN for far too long, has been terminated for

numerous reasons, but predominantly because CNN has lost its way with viewers and everybody

else.

Now is a chance to put fake news in the back seat

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