Hey, H.B.'s, you're listening to Heaving Busoms. The podcast where two best friends recap romance novels,

while making chainsaw noises and giggling. shells with the crunches out. Shatters from the rooftop, can you hear the sound?

Live your best life, love it out loud.

Love it out loud.

Love it out loud. Welcome back y'all and if you're new listener thanks for giving us a chance. This is part

two of the Butcher and the Blackbird by Megan Bannon.

If you haven't listened to Part 1 yet, that came out yesterday, so definitely start there.

Don't forget this Friday, we have our Patreon watch party. We're watching Magic Mike

XXL and I'm mooey excited about it. Okay when we left off yesterday, these sexy beasts had just had their first

kiss in a barn. It was pouring outside. You remember the scene. And they were about to confront a

chainsaw wielding killer.

All right, here we go. Oh, And then he does the sexiest thing in the world tell them right now

tell them right now he grabs an axe and walks over to like a hiding spot and she's like what are you doing and he rests the handle of the axe on his shoulder and huffs and then winks at her and he says getting revenge for hurting my girl of course

sir put it away.

Now is not the time, but also like it's definitely the time.

Keep coming.

It's always the time.

So then Harvey comes around that corner and Rowan does the smartest thing in the whole wide world.

He doesn't go for a lumberjack chop.

No, no.

He lets the head of that axe swing down toward the ground and then back up again. It hits the chainsaw, breaks the

chain off, and that chain goes straight into Harvey's face. He has no idea where this even came from, right? And he's just like,

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