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344: Rondy Crime Safe

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Oh it's you. Hey! This week Joe is doing the opposite of safe cracking. Steve is doing the opposite of giving his bike to a policeman. And Log is doing the opposite of satirising an actual living person who has legal recourse to lawsuit our sweet little puckered patoots. It's opposite time! Please don't support us on Patreon!

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0:00.0

Chachachat, Chachar heels.

0:06.2

Regular regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.

0:10.1

Regular regular features.

0:14.5

Hello and welcome to the Regular Features Podcast.

0:17.4

The podcast, that's exactly the same every week.

0:20.5

My name is Steve Hogarty, the host and

0:24.4

leader of the podcast crew. Hail Hougaty. I hate that the intro such as it is means that we

0:32.2

can't interrupt you and you've created a seamless idea that we have to be led by you.

0:37.9

And I'm living up to it right now.

0:39.2

Yeah, who are you?

0:40.2

I'm Judge Graberlitz.

0:41.4

Thank you.

0:42.2

Who are you?

0:43.3

I am John Blythe, and I'm appalled at the shady cast on your intro.

0:47.9

Why do you dispute his leadership so?

0:51.6

Oh, you're a little dweeb.

0:56.0

I just want to kiss him. I just want to kiss him I just want to kiss him

0:57.4

from the chair to the next chair

0:59.7

lean over

1:00.7

I want to kiss him off one chair

1:02.2

with the force of my lips

1:03.5

fucking smash him

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