0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.4	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.3	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.0	Both of them were goldfish.
0:14.4	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.5	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.0	And the horse was a day. On six And Lord's a big Friday
0:21.4	And I've got your X-ray right here to look at your X-ray right here to look at.
0:42.1	Let's take a look.
0:43.1	A ton of pain.
0:44.5	Whoa.
0:46.0	Okay, you are filled with riddles.
0:49.4	Oh, my God.
0:50.8	Yeah, that might be, this is my emotional my emotional support at all, by the way.
0:55.7	I'm allowed to have him in here, correct?
0:57.2	Uh, yes, as long as he has that vest.
0:59.4	Bark, bark.
1:00.6	Uh, yeah, wow.
1:02.3	It's Gucci.
1:03.8	Yeah, it looks, it does not fit him.
1:07.1	Well, no, vests are supposed to be really tiny, right?
1:12.0	Uh, we're going to have to do emergency surgery.
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