Hello, welcome to regular features, the podcast that's the same every week.

I am lock what?

No.

No. We've got a returning cast member who's been away in the wars.

And so my light has to hide under a bushel, I suppose.

Get under his bloody bushel because it's Steve Hogarthie!

I'm back, bitches! Sorry.

Okay, okay.

I'm back, buddies.

Where did you learn that attitude? Have you been away?

I was in America, cunt.

Where they swear all the time.

And it's cool and fine, but I tell you what's not cool I got punched in the face

and I got a concussion so now I occasionally say silly things like Hoobastank oh no that's my

new Twitch oh no it's a lonely eyelid reference I can't help it. Hoopestank.

You got to get used to it. I like the tone of voice changes though.

Yeah.

Hoobastank already.

If I said it once, I said it a thousand times.

Hoobusank.

Oh wow.

I think I'm over it now.

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