0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.6	The doctor was the mother.
0:09.4	He stood on a block of ice.
0:12.1	Both of the network of fish.
0:14.6	It was the cabin of an airplane.
0:17.6	He stabbed him with an ice cream.
0:20.2	And the horse of a day Friday. And Lord, a thing, Friday.
0:36.9	Now, if you can just read the letters on the top line, we're just checking for your eyesight.
0:42.0	So just left to write whenever you're ready.
0:45.4	What if we can read them?
0:47.4	We've read them ahead of time.
0:49.1	We know what the trick is.
0:50.8	We know what you're trying to get us to spell.
0:53.5	And we don't want any part of it.
0:55.9	Us trying to trick you?
0:57.1	No, this is just an eyesight test.
0:58.3	No, it's just a regular eyesight test.
1:01.1	Actually, let's go away from the chart.
1:03.3	Put your chin right on this little stirrup here, close one eye,
1:06.9	and look into this and you're going to feel a little puff of air.
1:10.2	Okay, so this is, this is, I know this trick.
1:12.8	This is your bare ass.
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