341: Julian 'Big Legs' Assange

Regular Features

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4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Only two boys turned up this week, but thankfully those two boys were LOG and MATT, who are very capable indeed thank you very much. There's legs going crazy, there's Assange getting arrested and erotic, and strike me down if there isn't a Toon Blast Bear Daddy aside. Byyyyye.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular features, a regular regular, regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features.
0:07.9	Hello, and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is, in fact, the same every week.
0:13.8	I'm longer.
0:15.2	Verily.
0:16.3	And the person saying verily to my left.
0:18.8	Are you getting into Game of Thrones mood, Matt, with saying things like verily. Ver left are you getting into game of thrones mood matt
0:21.7	with saying things like verily verily verily spreadables yeah now i'm going to go and put it right up
0:31.2	a dragon after this right in boy is it that's the first round yeah Yeah. Oh, fuck ado. Today.
0:54.4	Oh, I'm going to cane my date on the way home. We have not got time to do a podcast because I have got to pack for her flight to Sweden, not Sweden, Denmark. I don't even know where I'm bloody going. And also, I've got to watch the first episode of Game of Thrones with my wife. Otherwise, she will watch it on without me slash divorce me. when she thought I was going to be out of the country when the first episode aired, the look
0:57.8	she gave me, I've never seen anything like it.
1:00.0	Deep betrayal.
1:01.0	Deep betrayal.
1:02.6	Targary and fucking steel.
1:05.6	You might say it was like fire and ice.
1:10.0	This is the podcast all about Game of Thrones with me Log and Matt I can't really I just said Targary and Steel like that was a thing I mean it's I mean it probably was wasn't it no it wasn't it's not it's not but anyway it doesn't matter anyway we it doesn't matter. Anyway, we're not going to roast your swans any longer.
1:29.5	Exactly.
1:30.8	Let's...
1:31.1	Have you got a feature, though, Matt?
1:32.2	I do. And if you have, tell me what it's going to be roughly about. It's going to be roughly about how incredible my legs are. Have you got a feature? I have indeed got a feature and it's about that sweet, sweet asage.
1:43.9	I do not want to say anymore in case you spaff your load too soon.
1:48.1	I don't want to do that.
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