It's like 2 a.m. in the morning and we hear ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta, boots slapping along

the runway out there, the doors of the laundry burst open, income 12 members of the security

squad, both sergeants, lieutenant, and they holler out this guy's name.

And I said, that's fine.

I said, I've got one addiction, one addiction only and I don't want to get rid of it.

And he goes, what's that?

I said motorcycles.

And I said, well, what's she doing time for?

He goes, well, because she cut up one of the horrors that wouldn't pay her money for

working at the truck stop.

And I said, yeah, you know, this is a functional family.

Quite honestly, far as I was always concerned, the pises were probably the more dangerous

one because they lived in places where it was violent virtually all the time.

Felipe had used inmate napalm on him, which is you boil a pot of water, you put baby oil

in it and you throw coolate in it.

So when you throw it on the water burns, the baby oil cooks and the sugar gets in there

and will cause infection.

And it's very effective, you know, they wanted you or whoever did it, to be turned over

to them.

And he's like, well, it's not like they would have killed us.

I said, that would have been what you've been hoping for.

You know, you better start giving us the respect we have coming.

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