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The Makeshift Podcast

#34 WHICH CELEBRITIES WOULD YOU RATHER DATE?! ๐ŸŒน

The Makeshift Podcast

The Makeshift Project

Comedy

4.8 โ€ข 560 Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 27 May 2023

โฑ๏ธ 34 minutes

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Summary

Brian and Zach are back to host Podcast 34 of The Makeshift Podcast! On this episode, Brian and Zach run through the gauntlet to determine which celebrities they would rather date, play guessing games about movies, sports, and accents, in addition to their usual banter and funny conversations! Zach continues to show his illiteracy and lack of knowledge. Brian brings up debates and exposes Zach for things such as only sleeping with one pillow. Listen now to hear the entertaining back and forth between these two lifelong friends!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to podcast number 34. What's better than 34, Zach? I said that wrong. What's better than 33, Zach? 34. That was a little confused at first, but now we're here. We're keeping it in. We're keeping it in. If we did this last time, who would you rather date? I have one for you now. You gave me the one last time. So you're going to pick a person, that person's going to stay and move on to the next round. Let's do it.

0:21.3

I'm excited.

0:21.9

Who would you rather date? Megan Fox or Beyonce? Those are two heavy hitters in the celebrity female game. Yes, they are. That's the way you want to phrase it. I'm going to take Beyonce. She's the queen. Let's give it to her. Beyonce or Selena Gomez? Selena, the most followers on IG?

0:38.2

Yeah, but I, Selena Gomez, no, I'm going to go Beyonce. Beyonce or Margo Robbie? Margo Robbie slightly overrated. That might not be a popular opinion. It's just not my type so much. It is my opinion. I'm going to stick with Beyonce. She's older, but I don't care.

0:55.0

Beyonce or Madeline Klein? Madeline Klein, I saw in person at Madison Square Garden. She was walking

1:00.4

on the garden. I heard that before. You've heard that before. I've told you that before.

1:04.3

Now, Beyonce. I'm taking Beyonce. Madden Klein's young. She's cool. She's on that show.

1:09.6

Outer Banks. Outer Banks. Thank you. Beyonce or Madison Beer? Tough one. I'm going to take Madison

1:15.3

beer. I'm shooting my shot. Madison Beer, if you're watching this, which you probably aren't, come on our podcast.

1:22.3

Which you probably are. You probably aren't. I don't think you're our demographic necessarily, but if you're watching it, or David Doberk, if you're watching it, tell Madison Beer to come on. Or David Dober, come on. Or David Dober. And then Madison Beer, Corinna Kov. Karinikov's not so much my type as Madison Beer. I'm taking Madison. There you go. Madison Beer. All right. Hit them up. I'm going to hit you back with it. Who would you rather date Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift?

1:46.7

Selena Gomez.

1:47.7

I'm not to hit you back with it. Who would you rather date Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift? Selina Gomez. I'm not a Swifty. Not a Swifty. That's what they call them. Mm-hmm. I did not know that, but it's always good to learn stuff. Selina Gomez or Milakunis. Milacunis. Um, not by far, but I like Milakunis, Ashton Kutcher couple, great couple.

2:18.2

Dynamic couple. Yes. One of the best celebrity couples out there. Guaranteed. Milakunis or Kate Upton? Milakunis. Not a big Kate Upton fan. Yeah, she saved Verlander's career. Now he's injured. And he's not injured, but he was injured. He gave up like six runs yesterday. It wasn't pretty.

2:20.0

The Mets season's just over.

2:21.9

No, I'm not canceling yet.

2:24.0

Milakunis or Rachel McAdams?

2:27.1

Milakunis, because I don't know who Rachel McAdams is.

2:28.7

So we're going to Milakunis.

2:29.6

It's a tough name to say.

2:30.3

Yes, it is. She's in the notebook.

2:31.9

She's in Milakunus. Okay. And last one here, Milakunis or Eva Mendez?

2:37.4

Milakunis. Eva Mendez is too old. She's 42. I'm not dating a 42 year old. I mean, you are? She's beautiful.

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