#34: Welcome Back Joe!

Pardon My American

Pardon My American Podcast

Politics, Society & Culture, News, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.7 • 751 Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Creepy Joe Biden can’t stop treating children like scratch-and-sniff stickers...Democrats want to exploit 16-year olds naivety by allowing them to vote...AOC becomes a preacher as she panders to black voters...Traditionalists and Socialists are dividing the Democratic Party...Closing the border is not fair to avocados...Yoga in jail causes homosexuality...The guys close the show with a round of Questions. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/pardon-my-american/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're listening to you.
0:02.4	Pardon by America.
0:05.2	With your host, David Thomas.
0:07.7	So is that way every time I take it dumb?
0:09.5	Like I get the quivered?
0:10.6	I mean, you got a big old turd come out.
0:12.6	That thing's rubbing up on that plane.
0:14.8	Chris.
0:15.6	I'm not an entirely huge fan of bananas.
0:18.7	I'm more like banana lafififis.
0:22.0	Those are better.
0:23.2	And Greg Williams.
0:25.5	It's like, put your dick over the urinal,
0:27.5	shake it off, and then put it in your pants.
0:33.1	What's up?
0:34.6	Welcome to another episode.
0:37.3	Howdy Doody, everybody.
0:39.2	I was actually thinking, Howdy, Dutty.
0:41.2	When you said that, that was weird.
0:42.4	Howdy duty?
0:43.6	Howdy, duty.
0:45.8	How about I say, howdy, you say duty.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Pardon My American Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Pardon My American Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.