Direct from the Brozky Nation Headquarters in Los Angeles, California,

this is the Brozky Report with your host Brittany Brozky.

Hello and welcome back, you mother fucker!

Brozky Nation, it is fucking lockdown.

I hate to come out of the gates like this, but guys, can we be serious for one minute?

I need everyone at their battle stations.

I need people in the situation room. I need people

manning the fucking forts. You are not on program! Has anyone seen Andor? Andor of course the

Star Wars mini series, not many series, the Star Wars TV show, where he goes, on program!

And that's how they get all the prisoners to like, and they get all the prisoners to fall back in line on program.

And they have to step back in their cells because the floor is electrocuted.

So if they step on the floor and they're not on program,

that's what I'm going gonna do to Broski Nation

if you bit just don't get in line.

Fall in line, soldier!

What I'm about to tell you may come as a shock to some it is not news to others if you have been

Getting the Brodsky Nation weekly news blasts You will understand that what I'm about to tell you is a fucking dire.

This is dire. This is never before seen. This is never imagined.

This is literally. I never thought this was going to happen and it happened.

Pedro Pascal.

We got our sights on Pedro Pascal.

We aimed and we shot and we won.

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