339-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2016

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

We know the show is popular but even Rachel Maddow listens! Wow, and of course, Hey Hitler back at ya! It's been a while so we gave Top Dog a call and this one not only did not disappoint - it was epic. Like Wipe Down Epic. This ep is loaded: Crazie Locs listens to a fan song, a NEW abusive pimp, La Croix responds, NEW vocal fry, and a bunch of Would You Rather's. This ep is the Jeans' Jeans.

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0:00.0	I need to shoot.
0:02.0	Thanks a lot.
0:07.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	You know what I mean?
0:13.0	Dogs are barking.
0:14.0	Dogs are barking.
0:16.0	The leaf blowers have been going all fucking morning.
0:19.0	Thanks for that.
0:20.0	Thanks for being here.
0:21.0	Dems shit keep blowing.
0:24.0	I don't know how long they need to blow leaves to you.
0:27.0	I have an idea.
0:29.0	I think they need to do it for about six, seven hours.
0:32.0	They feel like they've done their leaf blow and duties.
0:35.0	Those are illegals anyways.
0:37.0	Yes.
0:38.0	So what's shaking?
0:40.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:42.0	April.
0:44.0	I'm going, I have a private in Vegas this week.
0:46.0	Sorry.
0:47.0	Which I couldn't invite people to it.
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