#339: My Mom NAMED Me After NARUTO? | Reddit Readings

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4.7 • 621 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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1:04.0	What's up, Wikimaniacs? This week, how do we use...
1:13.7	Welcome to another Monday Reddit reading episode. This week we got a fiancé who comes out right before their wedding, a man with an insane name in-laws who don't want to split the costs, the thought of sharing sex toys,
1:21.8	and an O.P. who can't escape old men. If those sound interesting and you want more, you could join the Patreon or become a YouTube
1:30.3	member and hear about a husband who knocks the fuck out of somebody else.
1:34.7	I realize you can't say that. I'm so sorry, Josh. Believe that out. Reddit all
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