339: Beardless in Old Jaffa
Regular Features
Regular Features
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🗓️ 4 April 2019
⏱️ 52 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Regular regular regular features, a regular regular regular features. So like regular regular regular features. So like every week, I'm looking regular features. The podcast that is exactly the same every single week. My name is Gavin Murphy. And like every week, we forgot to do an intro. So like every week, I'm recording it just before I put the finishing touch to the episode |
| 0:23.1 | and stick it online. Yeah, a little sort of peek behind the curtain is what we usually do is do the |
| 0:31.5 | whole show and then do the intro at the end because then we know exactly what to put in it. |
| 0:37.9 | But obviously, Log, Joe and I, like we do every week, got a little bit too excited and drank a little bit too much gin and white wine and forgot to do it. |
| 0:49.7 | So here it is. |
| 0:51.1 | What would we talk about? |
| 0:52.9 | Well, I'm just doing this uh primarily um joe's got i think a career |
| 1:00.0 | high feature um about uri gella which is fucking incredible and log is talking about the financial |
| 1:07.5 | year but obviously yeah you all know log You know he's going to make that |
| 1:13.1 | shit funny. So yeah, there's that as well. And usually it's really easy to segue from the |
| 1:19.1 | intro into the sort of like pre-feature chat because we're all just talking and it's really |
| 1:23.5 | good. But now I've got to try and segue into the pre-feature chat. And I think it's |
| 1:29.6 | me the talks first. So watch this now, right? See if this works. It might not work. It might |
| 1:33.3 | sound shit. But ha ha ha ha ha ha. Log, before we go any further. Yes. Did that work? |
| 1:40.0 | Your beardless right now. What the hell? I generally, when I came around the corner and saw you outside Tesco, I had no idea what was coming towards me. |
| 1:49.1 | I have looked at myself a little bit this morning. |
| 1:53.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:53.5 | And thought, the fuck? |
| 1:55.5 | The fuck is that. |
| 1:57.6 | And every time I've caught a glimpse of myself in a fucking half, half reflected in a mirror. You've wanted a shaggy. I've just thought the fuck. I'm not a fan of, um... I like it. I think you look awesome. You know, I love the fact that you're being really kind. Yeah. I love that you're lying to your teeth just to stop me from throwing myself off the bridge. No, no, no, yeah, I've got to get used to it, haven't I? It's diff. |
| 2:20.9 | It's very diff. I've never seen you beardless, except in one picture of you where you have maybe a Mohawk or spiky hair, and you're making a crazy face. Oh, yeah, I've seen that. It's on the best of log images, I think. |
| 2:34.9 | Yeah, yeah. |
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