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One dark night in 1804, a London excise officer mistook a bricklayer for a ghost and shot him. This raised a difficult question: Was he guilty of murder? In this week's episode of the Futility Closet podcast we'll consider the case of the Hammersmith ghost, which has been called "one of the greatest curiosities in English criminal law."
We'll also worry about British spiders and puzzle over some duplicative dog names.
Intro:
In 1850, an English doctor claimed to have given first aid to a pike.
In 1970, Air Force pilot Gary Foust ejected from his F-106 and watched it land itself.
Sources for our feature on the Hammersmith ghost:
W.M. Medland and Charles Weobly, A Collection of Remarkable and Interesting Criminal Trials, Actions at Law, &c., 1804.
Thomas Faulkner, The History and Antiquities of the Parish of Hammersmith, 1839.
James Paterson, Curiosities of Law and Lawyers, 1899.
Thomas Faulkner, An Historical and Topographical Account of Fulham: Including the Hamlet of Hammersmith, 1813.
R.S. Kirby, Kirby's Wonderful and Scientific Museum: Or, Magazine of Remarkable Characters, Volume 2, 1804.
Jacob Middleton, "An Aristocratic Spectre," History Today 61:2 (February 2011), 44-45.
Alfred Whitman, "A Hundred Years Ago -- 1804," Strand 28:168 (December 1904), 632-638.
Augustus K. Stephenson, "Ghost Stories of 100 Years Ago," Journal of the Society for Psychical Research 208:11 (April 1904), 214-220.
John Ezard, "Ghostly Murder Haunts Lawyers 200 Years On," Guardian, Jan. 2, 2004.
"The Case of the Murdered Ghost," BBC News, Jan. 3, 2004.
"Killing of a 'Ghost' That Haunted Courts for 180 Years," [Glasgow] Herald, Jan. 3, 2004.
"Experts to Remember Spectral Shooting," Birmingham Post, Jan. 3, 2004.
Arifa Akbar, "Club Hosts Gathering in Honour of Famous Ghost Case," Independent, Jan. 3, 2004.
Martin Baggoley, "The Hammersmith Ghost and the Strange Death of Thomas Millwood," Crime Magazine, April 9, 2015.
"'Laying' a Ghost," [Brisbane] Telegraph, March 8, 1924.
"A Ghost Story of 100 Years Ago," Port Macquarie News and Hastings River Advocate, Oct. 29, 1910.
"From the Courts," Brisbane Courier, Dec. 22, 1906.
"Strange Stories of London Ghosts," [Melbourne] Leader, Oct. 6, 1900.
"Dream Evidence," [Adelaide] Express and Telegraph, Feb. 21, 1891.
"Ghosts, Witches, and Hangmen," Moreton [Qld.] Mail, Nov. 22, 1889.
"Glimpses of the Past," Bury and Norwich Post, Sept. 7, 1886.
"Resuscitation of the Hammersmith Ghost," [London] Examiner, Dec. 15, 1833.
"The Hammersmith Ghost," [London] Morning Post, Dec. 6, 1824.
"A New Hammersmith Ghost," [London] Morning Chronicle, Dec. 4, 1824.
"Old Bailey," Aberdeen Journal, Jan. 25, 1804.
"Murder -- Hammersmith Ghost," Bury and Norwich Post, Jan. 18, 1804.
"From the London Gazette," Hampshire Telegraph and Naval Chronicle, Jan. 16, 1804.
"The Hammersmith Ghost," Caledonian Mercury, Jan. 14, 1804.
"The Real Hammersmith Ghost," Staffordshire Advertiser, Jan. 14, 1804.
Trial proceedings from the Old Bailey.
Jane Alexander, "The Time Someone Shot a Ghost Dead in Hammersmith," Londonist, Oct. 25, 2019.
Ross Macfarlane, "The Hammersmith Ghost," Wellcome Library blog, Oct. 31, 2009.
Kelly Buchanan, "The Case of a Ghost Haunted England for Over Two Hundred Years," In Custodia Legis, Library of Congress, Oct. 30, 2015.
Gabrielle Keane, Locating Literature in the Ghost Hoax: An Exploration of 19th-Century Print News Media, dissertation, University of Pittsburgh, 2019.
Jen Cadwallader, Spirits of the Age: Ghost Stories and the Victorian Psyche, dissertation, University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill, 2009.
Listener mail:
"Bing (TV series)," Wikipedia (accessed March 24, 2021).
"List of Bing episodes," Wikipedia (accessed March 24, 2021).
Amber Tully, "Should You Put Ice on a Burn (or Not)?" Cleveland Clinic, June 12, 2018.
"Minor Burns - Aftercare," MedLine Plus, Aug. 13, 2020.
Anahad O'Connor, "The Claim: Ice Is Good for a Skin Burn," New York Times, June 10, 2008.
Luis Villazon, "How Many UK Spiders Are Actually Dangerous?" BBC Science Focus (accessed March 24, 2021).
"Spider," Wikipedia (accessed March 30, 2021).
"Not So False After All: Venom of the Noble False Widow Spider Very Similar to the Venom of 'True' Black Widows," NUI Galway, June 18, 2020.
John P. Dunbar et al., "Venomics Approach Reveals a High Proportion of Lactrodectus-Like Toxins in the Venom of the Noble False Widow Spider Steatoda nobilis," Toxins, 12:6 (June 18, 2020), 402.
"Study Finds Noble False Widow Spiders Bite Can Transmit Harmful Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria to Humans," NUI Galway, Dec. 1, 2020.
This week's lateral thinking puzzle was contributed by listener Stephen Harvey, who sent these corroborating links (warning -- these spoil the puzzle).
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Futility Closet Podcast, forgotten stories from the pages of history. |
0:14.9 | Visit us online to sample more than 11,000 quirky curiosities from fish surgery to an escaped jet. This is episode 338. I'm Greg Ross. |
0:24.9 | And I'm Sharon Ross. One dark night in 1804, a London excise officer mistook a bricklayer |
0:31.6 | for a ghost and shot him. This raised a difficult question. Was he guilty of murder? |
0:57.5 | In today's show, we'll consider the case of the Hammersmith Ghost, which has been called one of the greatest curiosities in English criminal law. We'll also worry about British spiders and puzzle over some duplicative dog names. And just a quick programming note, we'll be off next week, so we'll be back with a new |
1:02.3 | episode on April 19th. |
1:05.2 | In November 1803, something began to haunt the West London District of Hammersmith. |
1:12.4 | What it was was not clear at first. Its description seemed to vary with the witness. Some said it dressed in white, others that it |
1:18.0 | wore the skin of a beast, perhaps a garment of calf skin. It might or might not have had horns, |
1:23.3 | and its eyes were either large and glassy or glowed in the dark. The more dramatic witnesses said it breathed fire and smoke and sank into the earth. |
1:31.6 | A man in the neighborhood had cut his own throat the previous year and been buried in the local churchyard, |
1:36.5 | and it was said that suicide victims could not rest in consecrated ground, |
1:40.2 | so perhaps it was his ghost that now wandered the district. |
1:43.4 | These rumors spread fear through the neighborhood. |
1:45.8 | It was said that both an elderly lady and a young pregnant woman had been so overcome at seeing the ghost |
1:51.0 | that they'd taken to their beds and died of fright. |
1:53.9 | Others had heard that the ghost had assailed a wagon pulled by eight horses and carrying |
1:57.9 | 16 people and so frightened the driver that he'd fled on foot, |
2:02.1 | leaving horses, wagon, and passengers to their fate. But skeptics found the ghost a bit less |
2:07.0 | impressive. A brewer's servant named Thomas Groom said that he'd been walking through the churchyard |
2:11.8 | with a companion around nine o'clock one night when something had risen from behind a tombstone |
2:16.3 | and seized him by the throat. |
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