337: To Sleep, Perchance to Ski

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Curl up in bed with this special sleepy episode of the Regular Features podcast, which is all about that good white stuff, ie. sheets and snow. Steve celebrates World Sleep Day slogans, and Matt recounts a recent trip into the mountains when his arse clamped shut as a vice. Oh heavens. Have a nice day.

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0:00.0	Regular regular, regular features.
0:02.0	A regular regular regular features.
0:04.0	A regular regular features are regular features a show.
0:08.1	Hello and welcome to Regular Features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.
0:14.3	As always, I am Matt Lee.
0:15.7	He's joined by Gavin Murphy.
0:17.6	Hello.
0:18.3	And Stephen Hogarty.
0:20.4	Hi. It's Hogotie. It's Hogotty. It's Hoggetty. Hi.
0:21.4	It's Hogotty. It's Hogotty. It's Hogotty, Hogotty, Hogotty. You got it right the first time. I did and then I panicked. You panicked. You thought you were wrong. I lost my nerve. Today I'm going to be talking about... Skiing, Matt. You're going skiing. You went skiing.
0:38.4	Today I'm going to be talking're going skiing. You went skiing.
0:38.4	Today I'm going to be talking about the fact that I went skiing.
0:42.0	And before that, we're all going to be talking probably about Olympians shagging.
0:46.1	Yeah.
0:48.0	Gav?
0:48.8	I was just here for the big long ride.
0:50.7	I just wanted to leave a gap between Olympian shagging and GAV. I'll edit that in
0:56.8	really quickly to that Olympian Shagging GAV. That's an image I'm not going to remove. Michael
1:01.6	Phelbs going for it on the old GAV. I'd let him have a go. And what is the opposite of shagging?
1:08.3	Sleep. Negashagging. That's what I do. The enemy of the shack. The enemy of the shack. Because you can't shagging sleep nega shagging the enemy of the shag
1:12.3	the enemy of the shack
1:13.5	because you can't shag
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