334 - Hamish's Responsible Swearing

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

With Golden Day complete, the boys turn their attention to planning their game show, 'The Price Is Correct'. Hamish shares how he's been teaching his kids about the limits of swearing and how to use swear words responsibly. Andy reveals a lie he told his ear doctor, Julie, and gives her a call to see if she really believed him. Plus, a mid-year round of 'Tell Us Someone'.

1. The Price is Correct
2. Parenting Update: Swearing Edition
3. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought of in a While
4. Andy Lying to His Doctor

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:03.9	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.5	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to meho Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.7	Ahoy to me horns wogglers.
0:27.3	Hamish.
0:28.5	Good evening or morning, depending on how fast you downloaded the podcast.
0:34.7	Feels, I don't think it's in the Harry Potter universe, which would give Jack a very big advantage. Could be, but it could also be in the Roll Dahl universe. Ahoie to me snowswangers. It's rolled dull. It's rolled dull. I think it's like the BFG or something. Is it something like this? Very good. You're really close. Charlie and the chocolate, no. Ahoy to me, wangoodles me. It's Charlie in the chocolate factory? He's got it. Yes. It's Charlie in the chocolate factory. It's what is it? It's Willy Wonka's like animals or is it from Lumpur? Wow. Wow. Wow. It is the monsters of Lumpurland. There you go.
1:11.3	The three main monsters.
1:14.2	The horns woglers are sneaky, troublesome creatures.
1:17.5	That's you, Ham.
1:18.4	That's me.
1:18.7	The snows wangers.
1:20.7	They sound like rejected IPL team.
1:26.0	It's the New Delhi snowingles.
1:29.7	That's Jack.
1:30.4	He's aggressive and a ferocious beast.
1:33.2	Yeah, that sounds like me.
1:34.0	And the wangoodles are the most feared of the three,
1:38.4	which fell on my side of the fence.
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