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How Long Gone

333. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod live and unedited from Glendale. Chris and Jason give a Coachella (week 2) recap, TJ’s pouchette, unlicensed energy drinks, Sprouts Market, Spiritualized, Anitta, Phoebe, and Harry, spending $400 on Red Bull and Vodka, bottomless 805's, photo pit drug dealers, Sephora dance music, Chris discovers Peggy Gou, Alexander Wang in VIP, TJ talking to losers, imperfect music of the 90s, what time celebs leave the festival, Sporty & Rich tennis activation, Kings vs. Ducks in the box, and what the market cap on valet parking might be. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The How long gone is here?

0:15.0

on is here.

0:17.0

Oh, I'm still hung over from chala.

0:20.0

It's been the most activated weekend of my entire adult life. Thank you guys for your prayers during this time. I didn't post the hospital photo, but I was suffering from some some dehydration.

0:31.2

Exhaustion issues in the desert. It was it was it was it was 60 degrees at night maybe 50 with wind chill it was 50 with

0:37.2

wind chill it was 50 with wind chill and I was only being kept warm by a pair of

0:41.4

Patagonia shorts.

0:43.0

No socks of course, so it was a little, you know, my whole body.

0:46.0

Oh yeah, you had a shoeless penny loafer for 12 hours of Coachella.

0:51.0

That's the best not the most Chris black shit I ever heard. I don't know what is.

0:54.3

Look if Harry Styles can wear, you know, Gucci healed silver boots for a two hour performance, I can rough it in my J.M. Westons.

1:05.3

They are a little dusty. It's no problem. You can clean them off. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I mean, not worse than the Kendrick Lamar silver boots with the LA Dodgers logo.

1:11.6

Kendrick Lamar is one of the worst dressed people on the planet.

1:14.2

And I don't know why we pretend that he, like, that he isn't.

1:19.1

I mean, it's not, I don't think he's, I don't think he's that bad, but I think the whole outfit was fine except for the

1:24.2

but yeah that's a good point I just I guess I don't understand

1:26.8

you got swept up by the majesty of Coachella I get it yeah no it's an exciting time

1:30.4

for everybody I just don't understand why I guess everyone thinks they need to like get fits off where it's like bro you could just wear like a t-shirt and jeans and some sneakers and you would look cool like you don't have to go absolutely bananas you have to be very secure with yourself to just

1:44.2

pull up the way that you did or the way that I did to Coachella. I see

1:48.0

Jason was actually debuting a new collaboration we have coming.

1:53.0

It was an exclusive.

1:54.3

Luckily the paparazzi didn't catch him.

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