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Hamish & Andy

333 - Chipping for Approval

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Andy and his groomsmen (and Jack) gather to film the sacred “Chipping of the Rings” wedding rehearsal - a full-scale simulation designed to win Bec’s approval for the wedding. Bec delivers her final verdict. Plus, an update on Hame’s Hives and another instalment of The Lady of Stain!

1. Horgs Chips the Wedding Ring & Bec’s Reaction 
2. Lady of Stain 
3. Hame’s Hives Verbal Agreement 

Transcript

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0:00.0

A Listener Production

0:03.9

Activate your internet

0:09.1

Because the Haymish and Andy podcast starts in three

0:14.0

Two

0:15.5

Sorry, still buffering

0:19.0

One Ahoy to my... Sorry, still buffering. One!

0:23.6

Ahoi to my ridiculous, humaneus, capitus.

0:27.8

You did all three at once.

0:29.7

No, that's just one.

0:31.4

How dare you reference my humanus?

0:34.9

It's actually pronounced huge.

0:38.4

No, a hoi to my ridiculous, humaneus. It's actually pronounced huge. No, a hoider my ridiculous, humannus, humannus.

0:43.3

That's Jack.

0:43.8

Double Humaneus, great.

0:45.3

Yeah.

0:46.6

And I am the Humaneus.

0:48.2

The Thyrus pubis.

0:51.8

Well, I mean, we're all, I think we're all hanging around the huge anus.

0:56.6

Are we in the pelvis?

0:57.6

No.

0:58.4

Tendons or bones or something around the pelvis.

1:00.7

I would say having, Jack probably hasn't encountered this yet, but you having young kids would have encountered at some point.

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