333: Blair Witch Deep Lore

Guide to the Unknown

Kristen Anderson and William Rogers

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready to get completely lost with us? It's the year 2000. The Blair Witch Project has just grossed 250 million dollars. So here come DOZENS of books, comics, TV specials, and games. But they can't all be good...right? This week we're watching "The Massacre of the Burkittsville 7: The Blair Witch Legacy," reading "The Secret Confession of Rustin Parr," and wrapping up with the entire "Blair Witch Chronicles" comics. Have we been walking in circles? GO SEE BLAIR WITCH IN BURKITTSVILLE! Yeah, we won’t be there, for good reason! [YouTube Version] Sources and links. Get this episode AD-FREE on Patreon, along with our exclusive podcast The Netherworld Dispatch! Listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Watch on YouTube. Follow us on Instagram, Facebook, and ...X? For more, cruise through our LINKS

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0:00.0	Hey everybody it's me will and real quick before we get started I just wanted to give you a heads up that the audio in this week's episode has a weird hum in the background for the first 14 and a half minutes
0:11.8	Ironically, I've been trying to fix our audio during our live
0:14.9	recording. Somehow those first 14 and a half minutes still ended up sounding
0:19.5	weird. You can even skip ahead if it bothers you that much, but the rest of the episode from that point on is completely fine.
0:26.7	Now, it's worth pointing out that this is episode 333. Halfway to 666. Not only that, we're talking about the Blair Witch herself.
0:36.0	Could there be some weird curse at play?
0:39.0	I think so.
0:40.0	In fact, I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that I refuse to take any responsibility myself.
0:46.7	Having said all that, enjoy the show.
0:50.5	I don't get it. I don't either.
0:54.0	Hello, welcome to Guide to the Unknown. I'm Kristen. And I'm her little brother, William. And this
1:04.4	week we are diving even further into Blair Witch Loor. Believe it or not, there is
1:09.6	even more to get into than we have done in our previous Player Witch episodes.
1:14.4	Some might say we're going too deep.
1:16.2	Perhaps I might say that.
1:17.7	Yes.
1:18.7	Because what we're doing is.
1:20.7	No, I mean, it's still interesting, but it gets less fun.
1:24.4	Yes, yes. I wouldn't say necessarily the further you go.
1:27.7	Maybe I would. I don't know.
1:28.9	We're going to find out, this is certainly, this is certainly the first step beyond the movies.
1:33.7	So we've covered on Guide to the Unknown.
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