331 - "Like a Palm Tree in a Tornado" 💨🌴
Hamish & Andy
LiSTNR
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
In the hope of winning Bec’s approval to include it in her and Andy’s wedding, the boys continue preparing for the ring ceremony rehearsal, with Horgs tasked with chipping a golf ball down the aisle. Hamish brings a real-life conundrum involving his mum to the boys, while Andy accuses Bec of something that sees Hamish step in as her lawyer. Plus, the boys hear some hilarious Extreme Empaths and, after a long hiatus, Incredible Drops makes its return!
1. The Wedding Rehearsal Plan & Celebrant’s Words
2. Extreme Empaths
3. Hamish’s Mum’s Lunch Ruined
4. Incredible Drops
5. The Court of Andy Lee
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | A Listener Production |
| 0:04.0 | Activate your internet |
| 0:09.1 | because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three |
| 0:14.0 | two |
| 0:15.7 | Sorry, still buffering |
| 0:19.0 | One Ahoy to me Sorry, still buffering. One. |
| 0:23.7 | Ahoy to me Doric. |
| 0:26.2 | Hamish. |
| 0:27.5 | Ahoy. |
| 0:29.9 | Ahoy. |
| 0:32.1 | God, that word does ring a bell. |
| 0:34.1 | It's something to do is shipbuilding. |
| 0:35.7 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:36.5 | Really? |
| 0:37.1 | But it's something. There's something. I've genuinely never heard that. Ahoi to my Ionic, Jack. I'm going to take back my shipbuilding, guess. And I am the Corinthian. Oh, it's archers. It's archers. Is it arches? Wow. Gosh, you're really close here. Or is it? Pillars. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's got it. He's arches. Is it arches? Gosh, you're really close here. |
| 0:54.3 | Is it pillars? He's got it. He's got it. What a player. |
| 0:58.5 | Pillars often used in a shipbuilding temple |
| 1:02.7 | where the builders would pray before going down to build their ships in ancient Bresian times. |
| 1:08.3 | There's three types of columns or flash pillars for classical... Pillars to the common man. Yeah, Doric is the oldest and the simplest style. There's no base on that one. Yeah, you did. Just go straight up. No need. Fast and loose. Fast and loose pillar. It'll do its job, but it's not flashing around. Ionic, more slender and elegant than the Doric, has a base. And then the Corinthian is the most ornate. Show off. Yeah, a bit of tall, thin and very detailed at the top. They're the pillars you think about, you know, your big stuff. Trump would have them in ballroom. Yeah, too ornate. I agree. I'd prefer to be an Ionic, I think. |
| 1:45.3 | Ionic is iconic. |
| 1:51.0 | We are the three pillars of which this show is based on. |
| 1:54.7 | Very good, And Ahoi to the listeners, would be the fourth pillar. |
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