330 - ⁠Hamish’s Meme Misfire

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The boys come up with a plan to show Bec an elegant, dignified way to sneak a respectful nod to golf into her and Andy’s wedding. Darcy is completely blindsided by the first “Darcy Under the Microscope” of the year, and Hamish shares the one meme category that doesn’t land with his wife, Zoë - online or offline. Meanwhile, Jack turns to Andy for help navigating the awkward return of a drum kit he borrowed from Hamish.

1. Horgs Chats Golf at the Wedding
2. Darcy Under the Microscope
3. Hamish's DMs with Zoë
4. How to Return The Drums to Sydney

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	two
0:15.7	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me pepats Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.7	Ahoy to me perimitrium.
0:26.3	Amish.
0:27.4	Just before the metrium, huh?
0:29.4	Yes.
0:30.4	Okay.
0:31.6	Ahoy to me myometrium.
0:33.7	Jack.
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:35.8	We're inside the body somewhere. Yes. Yeah. I think. But wear jackets. In our tiny shrunk-down submarine that we're touring the body in, it's such a big place. Well, maybe where Andy is driving, we'll discover where we are. I think this is probably the one, this is the part that I was like, oh, I recognised this. The other two I didn't know.
0:57.0	Endromitium, I am.
0:59.8	Oh, are we in the wound?
1:00.9	We are in the wound. We are in the reproductive system.
1:03.3	Yes, we are.
1:04.2	What are we doing in there?
1:07.2	No one asked us to go in there.
1:10.1	You are the altamost layer, ham.
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