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How Long Gone

330. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one Coachella X Easter episode, Chris and Jason chat about Moses being zaddy, Drake’s disciples, how much Kim K got paid to do a walkthrough looking like R2D2, the Revolve Festival-verse taking over Coachella, the benefits of being nimble in the world of experiential marketing, a full buyout at Sqirl for dinner, Mystery Method sweater negging, eighty dollar coffee from Arkansas, restaurants text us more than our chicks now, Lizzo allegedly tore SNL, omakase in the desert, Chris thinks there's something off about Shania Twain and Harry, we care more about the secret guest we don’t know than the guest we paid money for, couch-chella is still happening, Chris likes sports for the food aspect, how we’ll be spending our virtual 420 this year, TJ tries to wrap his head around the Swedish House Mafia effect, and Catholicism as an emerging trend. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sunday. Sunday Sunday

0:15.0

Sunday Sunday, Coachella Weekend One, live from Los Angeles.

0:21.0

We are not at Coachella Weekend weekend one but it's an important

0:24.3

it's an important holiday here on the West Coast. It is and I like that we've mentioned

0:28.8

an actual holiday and not a fake holiday Easter. Oh yeah.

0:33.0

Today happens to be by coincidence only Easter Sunday.

0:37.2

It's a religious holiday that some people check out but not us.

0:40.8

Do you really believe that man moved a rock out of the way and just walked free? I don't. Seems implausible to me. I mean, he was pretty ripped, but the upper body strength, I don't, I'm not really... The jury is still out in his upper body. I'm't I'm not really the jury is still out in his upper body I'm with you on jury actually speaking speaking of

0:56.9

Speaking of Christ and him rising for our Savior blah blah blah some a listener of the podcast sent me a DM letting me know that I

1:05.9

resemble the cartoon Moses from I don't know it was it was some type of Disney

1:12.2

cartoon interesting well tell that listener that we I don't know it was it was some type of Disney cartoon

1:12.6

interesting well tell that listener that we don't watch cartoons because we're adults

1:16.6

so that's not a reference they had to do the cartoon watching for us yeah I'm not

1:21.1

going to understand that reference but I'm happy to I'm happy to see that. I'm happy to hear you're familiar with Moses though Jesus his father. Well, I should say now that he looks like DJ them jeans. He was Jesus Zaddy. Oh I see I see so if anyone look first of

1:37.1

all Moses is not Jesus's father but if if you look at you're saying that anyone that looks like DJ them jeans is is a zaddy then who is Moses and why is he was simply just a profit

1:50.3

yeah he was a disciple though he was really gang really gang. Like he was like he said he said at the he said at the private table with Drake in the back room at soda. So okay, so if Drake is God is Drake is God

2:01.3

Is Drake God or is Drake Jesus. I need to put this in words that I might.

2:06.1

I would say maybe is it is it terms of Kardashians because Drake's no I would say

2:10.3

Drake's kind of crew of disciples don't really seem to exist anymore don't do not talk about chubs like that you know that's gang no I would say that I would say that in this case

2:20.0

Drake could be Jesus and maybe Jay Prince is God or little Wayne is God.

2:25.0

What the fuck?

2:28.0

Is this disrespectful to talk about on Easter?

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