#327: Cappereira (Nick Capper)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 4 June 2018

⏱️ 174 minutes

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Summary

@CapperFlapper had me over to his apartment in Melbourne to talk about travel, farming, his deep sexual love affair with aboriginal history, and shitting. It was an all over the place conversation on one of the most sacred and drunk holidays in Australia, ANZAC Day.

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0:00.0	Man, one time I was in a nightclub in Thailand, and he went up to the top and there was just a big trough.
0:08.0	But it wasn't like, it was like a feeding trough that animals came out of.
0:12.0	And I was going to shit myself, like so bad.
0:17.0	And this nightclub was packed. Like there was so many people going in and out of that toilet.
0:21.0	And I went to go to the toilet and honestly it looked like it was from a movie set.
0:26.0	Like there was just wood boards jammed into it.
0:29.0	I was like, I can't shit in here.
0:33.0	So I think God spoke to me or something, man, or I realized there could be a God out there.
0:40.0	Because I ran to the trough and just hung my ass over the side of it, like pulled my pants.
0:46.0	The pisser trough?
0:47.0	The pisser trough. Like it was like a big deep kind of out and I just sat into the trough.
0:52.0	Like exploding diarrhea.
1:23.0	Yeah.
1:30.0	Good evening, late wait. No, hello ladies and gentlemen. What's up you guys? It's Ari Shepher.
1:35.0	This is our skeptic tank podcast. I've already fucked this up completely. But let's keep going.
1:41.0	Welcome to Ari Shepher's skeptic tank. I'm Ari Shepher, the host of the skeptic podcast.
1:45.0	Skeptic tank podcast. Man.
1:47.0	Guys, there's a podcast called Skeptic Tank. It's called Ari Shepher's Skeptic Tank and it's hosted by again in Ari Shepher.
1:52.0	And I am that guy. I'm Ari Shepher, the host of the podcast called Ari Shepher's Skeptic Tank, which I am the host.
1:59.0	So here's the deal on today's episode. It's the last one from Australia. Australia.
2:06.0	Oh, Australia. We did it on Anzac Day, which is there.
2:13.0	Fuckin' get drunk, day. It's really supposed to commemorate their veterans, their fallen heroes from Australia and New Zealand.
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