#3262 The 2026 GOLDEN CRAPPIES PART ONE
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 15 March 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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This is part 1
Welcome to the 2026 Golden Crappies Live from the Fonda Theater in Hollywood. The fashion! The celebs! The ART. It’s our fourteenth year honoring and skewering the best and worst of Bravo, and we couldn’t be more excited for a night with friends, family, and you, sweet Geraldine. Enjoy the show! To listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening,, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Coming to you live! |
| 0:07.0 | Coming to you live from the glamorous Fonda Theater in Los Angeles, California. |
| 0:29.7 | It's the 2026 Golden Crappy Awards. |
| 0:36.4 | Celebrating the best and worst in Bravo. |
| 0:40.3 | Tonight, guests from stage, screen, television, only fans, |
| 0:48.3 | and the largest network on the planet, the Internet. |
| 0:53.3 | Please welcome your hosts, Ben Mandelker, network on the planet, the internet. |
| 0:59.8 | Please welcome your hosts, Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Carroll. Thank you. Jack Shaw's back out on the streets, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 1:13.6 | Aaron's out, but Wendy's streets, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 1:28.3 | Karen's out, but Wendy's down, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 1:32.3 | Craig is back on alcohol, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 1:36.3 | I'm not mad, I'm just fucking fabulous. |
| 1:41.3 | The harder they fail, the harder we laugh and talk shit on Reddit. |
| 1:46.0 | The louder they well, the more we obsess and lose all our heads. |
| 1:50.0 | It seems to be fine, then Bad Bunny sings and they go on TikTok. |
| 1:55.0 | If you know, you know. |
| 1:58.0 | Someone looked at Gretchen's likes, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 2:01.6 | New Jersey is still on ice, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 2:05.6 | Amanda told Cal, take a hike, but I look fucking fabulous. |
| 2:09.6 | I'm not mad, I'm just, I'm just fucking fabulous. |
| 2:14.6 | Call me Lisa Barlow. |
| 2:16.6 | Case dismissed, you got big sucker. |
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