I had a flight get delayed five and a half hours last week,

but if I hadn't spent all that time in the airport,

I would not have overheard one of my new favorite conspiracy theories.

This is coming from a guy sitting directly behind me, talking through his air air pods and you'll never guess it

talking way too loud. Oh I would have never thought a guy you know in his 60s would be talking way

way too loud with Bluetooth headphones but he was and he said and I quote

nah you don't want to buy a rumba because it learns your walls and uploads your blueprint for criminals to

break in.

Oh, wow.

I wrote it down verbatim because I didn't want to screw it up.

The Roomba.

It learns your walls and uploads your blueprint for criminals to break in.

Wow.

Because without the walls, that's the hardest thing for criminals to figure out.

It's like, I gotta get through this window, but what if there's a wall right in my face right when I get in

all the room but knows is like where your steps are yeah what? Zillow.

Can tell you a lot more about...

You could figure out a lot more than that, brother.

You could look at the type of lock they have on Zillow.

I mean you could see like, oh, there's no deadbolt on this like back basement door. But if you can hack into the roomba, well it sounds like you may not need to hack. The room is doing mostly work. The room is selling it to the burglars. Like they're in cahoots. And where do you even buy?

Where do you buy burglar blueprints from?

Gosh, I love the idea of him just like

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