#3256 Vanderpump Rules S12E14: Pain at the Pump
Watch What Crappens
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4.8 • 16.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Vanderpump Rules finishes its maiden reboot season at the second reunion, where Shayne gets vlnrbool, Marcus defends wanting a baby despite having no means or capability, and the Eyebrow Twins stump for the importance of penis pumps. It’s actually heroic. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, what happens what happens. |
| 0:04.0 | Watch what happens when there's so much what happens. |
| 0:08.0 | Well, hello and welcome to watch what's what the car happens. |
| 0:24.9 | I'm Ronnie. That's Ben. Hi, Ben. |
| 0:27.7 | Hi, Ronnie. How are you? |
| 0:31.3 | Good. Because in just a couple days, Ben will be coming here to Austin, Texas, full south by |
| 0:36.6 | Southwest, where we will be attending |
| 0:39.1 | the I-Heart Podcast Awards. We're nominated for Best TV and Film Podcast. I'm so excited to go. |
| 0:47.2 | Should I wear a kilt? Yes, I think you should. I got a cool blue jacket that I'm going to wear. It's like a blue thing with swirls on it. Just to get a little spicy. So, um, you know, I, yeah, I, I, you know, I, I, okay, if you are. Well, maybe I'll wear a kilt, because I got one. So, I don't know. It's not my self-less.'m not going to test it. I'm going to test it out. I'm so excited. I love that. Last time we went, I loved it. We did like a red carpet and we met various celebrities and that's really what I'm in it for. And also we did win, which was great too. I shouldn't overlook that part. That was a real thrill. |
| 1:28.4 | But it just was cool to go to a fancy event. |
| 1:30.9 | It's always exciting when we get to like emerge from our caves and, you know, dress up nicely. |
| 1:36.0 | So watch out. |
| 1:38.1 | Watch out world. |
| 1:39.7 | We're on our way. |
| 1:42.2 | One day while you're going to be here, it's going to be 90 degrees, but then the next day, it's going to be 55 degrees. So that's what you're stepping into, so come prepared. Well, I'm already in New York, so I've got my 55 degree weather stuff, although it's warm here. But like, don't you worry, Ronnie, I am ready for the Texas weather and all the strangeness that that's |
| 2:01.2 | going to be part of it. And yeah, yeah, it's going to be really fun. And we're also something |
| 2:06.5 | I'm really excited about that has nothing to do with crappins, but just something that I'm |
| 2:09.5 | excited about in general is that we got invited to go to an intimate performance for Alainis |
| 2:16.2 | Morissette. And I just cannot wait. |
| 2:17.6 | I am so excited. |
| 2:19.3 | Intimate. |
| 2:20.3 | It's very intimate. |
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