#325: Festival Fun Uncle (Ryan Mirvis)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2018

⏱️ 182 minutes

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Summary

Ryan Mirvis (@RyanMirvis) is the festival queen. There's nobody who personifies good times at music festivals like Mirv. He met me at the Comedy Store the day after Mitzi's memorial to break down all his theories about having a blast at festivals. That means drugs. That means sex. That means music music music. And that means drugs. Also drugs. If you're on the fence about going to a festival near you this year, this podcast should throw you over the top.

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0:00.0	It's important to not keep all your eggs in one basket, too.
0:03.3	True.
0:03.8	Okay.
0:04.3	Good advice.
0:05.1	When I hide stuff, I always have, and I'm like,
0:07.2	okay, the assets over here.
0:08.4	The Molly's over here.
0:09.6	The mushrooms are over here.
0:10.8	The bug and whatever, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that.
0:13.0	Uh, cause if they can find one thing, then they're gonna find everything.
0:16.5	Cause I'm a big tar, like I used to go to security and I would bring an old pipe
0:21.0	and like, a half gram of weed, and like, hey, just let you know,
0:24.4	this, I have weed and a pipe.
0:26.1	This is all I have.
0:27.0	I'm a beer guy.
0:28.1	I'm surrendering this to you.
0:29.6	Okay.
0:30.6	Go for it.
0:31.6	And then you leave you alone with the videos.
0:32.6	Yeah, leave me on.
0:33.6	And then I'm like, whoa.
0:34.6	I feel like the coachella, hold my head in the woods, man.
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